Snow in the U.K pt 2.

As some people may or may not know, I live opposite a nature reserve and so…

This is one tiny section of the reserve (soundtrack supplied by my youngest who was on my shoulders at the time)


Snow in the U.K

Hey all,

So i just wanted to make a post about the current snow situation in the U.K.

So its pretty thick.

This is the front garden of my house. There is a road here but the snow has completely devoured it.

I want to also mention that I am in no way isolated from civilization, just lucky enough to live in front of a nature reserve.

To all U.K residents, i hope you are ready to deal with the level of isolation and stranding this will cause.

Stay safe.

Will post updates through the day.

Origins Stream

Hello hello,

Well I finally managed to get my hands on a copy of Ass Creed Origins (or as my son likes to call it ‘Krakens Bleed Oranges’)

And I shall be streaming once I can convince Ollie to come off Goat Simulator (and its installed, up to date etc etc)

So whatever country you may be watching from, It will take place in the next few hours, I shall post just before I go live, See you guys there!


Hello everyone, apologies for the delay, I have thriwn myself into a new story that occurred to me the other day and have worked a lot on that (sample to come) so again, sorry I have been away.

Anyway, if anyone is interested, I shall be streaming some gameplay of the new Assassins Creed game on the 27th (launch day) so… If any of y’all interested, come find me on Mixer as Genetic 680, as that is my gamertag (Xbox One).

Im not saying I will be astoundingly good at the game, however I shall endeavour to entertain haha. Maybe see you then.

See you then!

To My Wife

I dedicate this to the woman who found me at my lowest, and raises me higher than I ever thought I could go.

To my wife.

To me, there is nothing that shines brighter than you.

My lighthouse, guiding me towards a future across a black sea.

My sun, that reveals the way through a maze of confusion and self distraction.

My other half, in more than just a term of endearment.

I love you so completely and utterly, that the world could end tomorrow and I would still have a smile on my face if you were with me.

Love is not a strong enough word to encompass the feeling that I have for you, as it pales in comparrison to what I truly hold for you.

Everything I am, I give to you completely and unreservedly.

You are my one, my other half, my Love.

Words cannot grasp how amazing you are, and this I will say to anyone.

Thank you. For everything that you are.

I love you.

Dudley Castle (2nd time?)

It’s here again, it’s one of the local landmarks, it’s freakin Dudley Zoo and Castle.

So those of you in the U.K, or more specifically England, you probably know of this place. Smack bang in the ‘heart of the black country’ (the region near to Birmingham, but not quite encapsulating, so naturally most of the residents here get pretty pissed if you describe them as having a Birmingham accent)

Little bit of knowledge, that I dont think many people know or speak about (plus I don’t know any accurate historical references off by heart) but I always found sunsets around the town fascinating. Thanks to the amount of chemicals and damage done to the environment about 100 years ago, the sky now lights up in a fantastic array of colours every sunset now. Ranging from pinks and yellows to greens and every colour between. I hope at some point in the future I can capture some images for you guys as it really is an understatement for the area.

Mostly, were known for an incoherrent speech (for brits) and also being relatively rough in certain areas.

Lets go back to the castle, as that is what I have pictures of for now. If there is an interest, ill get some shots of the town or surrounding areas.

These are taken from the central courtyard.

One of the walls, the architecture intrigues me, plus I wanted to test how sharply textures show up on my new phone.

Side note, this guy and another 2 I think are free to roam the grounds of the castle, but they tend to stick near the cafe as thry have a penchant for chips!

This is a shot of an area known as Kates Hill, when I in high school I had a lot of friends that lived over that way, to be honest I think most still live over there haha.

Another shot in a similar direction, this one however taken from an elevated seat about 20 feet above the ground and dangling from a wire. Safety first kids.

Yeah thats what I was sat in…

#babymeerkat #sizedifference #lookatthebooooones #obscuremontypythonreference

Love the hidden stairwell here, really would love to be able to see the areas that are blocked off or inaccessible.

As time has gone on (not talking the almost 1000 years or however long since the first lord of Dudley owned the castle) parts of the castle have been closed off due to damage. Even over two years, they have had to close off what appeared to be a kitchen or servants quarters due to gradual damage and erosion and it’s scary to think what could go next.

Anyway this has been fun, i hope you guys liked seeing some of where I grew up. Post you soon!


So that’s an issue

Hello again, I hope you’re well.

Right so I hate to admit it but i’m out of ideas for stories that I can put up at the moment. Well not exactly out, but not really able to post any of the more worked stories due to what I plan to do with them in future.

Also came to realise that one of my posts had a typo in the freakin title! It’s been up for about a week as well so, that’s a thing.

Alright well, instead of a story, I wanted to say that I’m actually at uni today, Humour Writing, so this should be good. Will post something about the course later on if i get chance, theres a birthday in the family today so ill be attending that tonight.

Not sure what time it is for you, so good morning/afternoon/evening/unholy hour of the morning. Have a good one!